We’re back! In our comeback episode, we talk about the glory of chocolate malts, we hand you a moral dilemma for the ages, we go to the pie pod, and Erin hits ya with a crime update (clap clap!).

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Articles referenced in the “Internet Blow Ya Mind” segment:
- Wikipedia entry for Titanic
- Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know What “German” Means

Songs discussed in the “Music Review” segment:
- Best Coast– “Our Deal”
- Katy Perry – “California Gurls”
- The Avett Brothers – “I and Love and You”

Here’s the trailer for Cropsey:

If you’ve been jonesin for a new episode, sorry. We’ve both been crazy sick. We’ll be back in full force next week!

Official word from the Prince of Sealand, a crime update (clap clap), and why do we need pain anyway?

Vote for Princess Charlotte of Sealand in the Miss Southend On Sea competition!

Let’s claim Bir Tawil in the name of Mysteries of The World! Who’s with us?!

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Article referenced in the “Internet Blow Ya Mind” segment:
- Wikipedia entry for Sun Gun

OH CRAP, it turns out that garageband didn’t record the music segment of this episode! What a bummer! Try and imagine what we thought of these songs. We’ll make it right next week, promise.

Songs discussed in the fictional “Music Review” segment:
- Rooney – “I Don’t Wanna Lose You”
- White Wires – “Pretty Girl”
- Grimes – “Avi”
- The Luyas – “Tiny Head”

Hard lemonade, our strip club contest winner, milling vs mulling, Zach’s new tattoo, Erin’s golf infatuation, Sealand and more.

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Article referenced in the “Internet Blow Ya Mind” segment:
- Wikipedia entry for Oak Island, Nova Scotia

Songs discussed in the “Music Review” segment:
- The Futureheads – “Struck Dumb”
- John Shade – “Here I Am”
- Nurses – “Technicolor”
- Common Loon – “Dinosaur Vs. Early Man”

Chris Graves’ Strip Club Tie!

Pudding on foreheads, our strip club contest winner, hatred for best buy, and we read your Facebook statuses aloud.

Here’s a really nice devil ring:

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Articles referenced in the “Internet Blow Ya Mind” segment:
- Holocaust survivor’s kin can keep $10M relic
- Wikipedia entry for Katko v. Briney
- There’s Gold In Them Thar Hairs

Songs discussed in the “Music Review” segment:
- Deer Tick – “Twenty Miles”
- Fang Island – “Daisy”
- Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti – “Round And Round”
- Darwin Deez – “Radar Detector”

Darwin Deez:

Glory Dust (Not the one we talked about. We couldn’t find the one we talked about! Bah!):

Tales of wedding bands, our first listener challenge/giveaway, embarrassing stories,
the time Javelins met Steven Baldwin, and high vs. low art.

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Articles referenced in the “Internet Blow Ya Mind” segment:
- Wikipedia entry for Steven Baldwin
- Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears
- 8 Unconventional Ways to be Buried
- Cops: Man Copies Key On Test Drive, Steals Truck

Songs discussed in the “Music Review” segment:
- Ashlee Simpson – “Little Miss Obsessive”
- Miley Cyrus – “See You Again”
- The Mountain Goats – “This Year”

Dumbledore dies, and Erin tells a chilling ghost story. What is energy anyway? Can online poker players hack the mainframe? Erin gives everyone a great crime update. Plus, hurricanes and rogue waves.

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This week’s “Would You Rather” questions:

- Hit every red light for the rest of your life, Or always be wrong?
- Have to spend the next 4 years repeating the fourth grade (at your current age), or spend 1 year in prison but you’re innocent.

This week’s tunes:

- Standard Fare – “Dancing”
- Twin Sister – “All Around And Away We Go”

Editorial note: Zach thought the Standard Fare song in this week’s episode was called “Standard Fare,” but it is actually called “Dancing.” A note to all MP3 blogs, please come correct with your tags.

Erin returns from Las Vegas! Can animals kill themselves? Alice In Chains or Wolf Eyes? Conspiracy theories!

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This week’s “Would You Rather” questions:

- Die in a desolate ocean by shark, or die in a swamp by croc?
- Have the collar bones of a significant other broken once a year, or have all of the music you hear sound like Alice In Chains?
- Spend 10 minutes on the moon, or spend a year in Europe with a $2000 a month stipend?
- Sleep with a married co-worker, but no one at your job believes it. Or, be accused of stealing hundreds of dollars in office supplies, and everyone at your job believes it?

This week’s tunes:

- The Sandwiches – “Back To The Sea”
- Glass Ghost – “Like A Diamond”
- Odawas – “Harmless Lovers’ Discourse”

And here’s Erin with Chumlee:

In this episode, we talk about Snowmageddon and Jack Hanna’s puddy arm. Plus, Erin gives you an epic crime update (clap clap!).

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Articles referenced in the “Internet Blow Ya Mind” segment:

- ‘Idol’ Winners: Not Just Fame but Big Bucks
- History in the Remaking
- Urban legends from Meiji-period Japan
- Spencer Pratt spent $500,000 on crystals this year alone!

Songs discussed in the “Music Review” segment:

- Breakbot – “Baby I’m Yours (Feat. Irfane)”
- Frightened Rabbit – “Nothing Like You”
- Glasser – “Tremel”
- The New Pornographers – “Your Hands (Together)”

Erin leads a crusade against The History Channel, and Zach has a Call Of Duty revelation. We also ask the important question, “Can Mario drown?”

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Also check out what a crazy juiced-out freak Craig David became!

Craig David in 2001:

Craig David in 2010: